[ TUESDAY iNTO WEDNESDAY ]

i THiNK iTS' FUNNY WEN PEOPLE TRY TO STiCK THEiR TWO SENSES iNTO YOUR BUSiNESS AND YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS WHEN THEY BARELY KNOW SHiT. THEY THiNK THAT BECAUSE i SiT THERE AND TELL THEM LiTTLE PiECES OF iNFORMATiON THAT THEY CAN WRiTE A FUCKiN AUTOBiOGRAPHY ABOUT YOU ND SHiT. iTS' SAD THAT i HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT MY LiFE iN ORDER FOR THEM TO FEEL WANTED ND SPECiAL.  =\ VERY SAD.

BUT ANYWAY i JUST GOT HOME A LiL WHiLE AGO FROM HANGiN OUT. WORK WAS GOOD THE KiDS WENT ON A TRiP TO THE iCECREAM SHOP i KNOW iT DOESNT SEEM LiKE MUCH BUT TO THEM iT WAS HEAVEN LOL. THE NAMES THEY HAVE FOR THE iCECREAM FLAVORS ARE RiDiCULOUS THOUGH. EXAMPLE [ LiCK ME LiME + NYPD BLUE + KiLLER KiWi ] . i KNOW THERE MAKiN iT EXCiTiN FOR THE KiDS BUT UMM i THiNK iTS' PERVERTED =\ . THEiR NEXT TRIP iS ON THE 24TH i THiNK TO THE TRANSiT MUSEUM SOUNDS LiKE FUN.

ANYWAY i GOT MY TOES DONE AGAiN LOL YAY THEY LOOK SO PERTiFUL. THiS WEEKEND i DONT KNOW WHAT iM GONNA DO iM ALREADY THiNKiN ABOUT THE WEEKEND AND iTS ONLY WEDNESDAY LOL. TOMORROW i HAVE TO GO TO V.i.M TO BUY SONiA SOME SANDALS SHE WANTS THAT i HAVE. AFTER THAT i DONT KNOW WHAT iM GONNA DO WE'LL SEE.

[ WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON 6:26PM ]

i JUST GOT OUT THE SHOWER CAUSE i GOT HOEM FROM WORK FEELiN MADD STiCKY ND HUMiD SO NOW IM CHiLLiN ABOUT TO CLEAN MY ROOM ND CHiLL TiLL i GET SLEEPY ND FALL THE FUCK OUT.  i MiGHT TAKE A NAP NOW JUST CAUSE iM FEELiN MADD GOOD iN MY AiR CONDiTONER.

WORK TODAY WAS PRETTY OK JUST FOR SOME REASON i WAS SOO SLEEPY i COULDNT STAY UP i WAS CONSTiNTLY TAKiN 15 MiNUTE BREAKS CAUSE iF i WOULD SiT iM FALL OUT SO WHEN i GOT MY HOUR BREAK i TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THAT SHiT. i WENT TO THE iCECREAM STORE BOUGHT ME A NiCE BiG PiNT OF COOKiES + CREAM WENT BACK TO M JOB SAT ON THE SOFA ND RELAXED TiLL 3:30 [ WELL ACTUALLY 3:45 CAUSE i FELL ASLEEP AGAiN ] BUT iT WAS COOL CAUSE THE OTHER TEACHER LEAVES AT 4:00. NEXT WEEK THE TWENTYFOURTH THE KiDS ARE GOiN TO THE TRANSiT MUSEUM ND THEN THE TWENTYSEVENTH THiER GOiN TO PROSPECT PARK ZOO =\ .TOMORROW THEiR GOiN TO PROMENADE PARK SOUNDS COOL.

i WAS THiNKiN CAUSE BEiN THAT iM A SUBSTiTUTE TEACHER AND i COVER FOR TEACHERS WHO ARE ABSENT AND/OR ON VACATiON ND i ALREADY GOT ACCUSTOMED TO MY AFTER SCHOOL CLASS BUT NEXT WEEK THE OTHER TEACHER WHO iM COVERiNG FOR iS COMiNG BACK FROM HER VACATiON SO THAT MEANS i EiTHER DONT HAVE TO COME iN TO WORK OR THEY MiGHT PUT ME iN THE PRE.SCHOOL CLASS AND THATS REALLY BORiNG. WE'LL SEE.

THATS ALL OH ND TO MiSS NATALiE EVEN THOUGH SHE MAY NOT EVEN SEE iT YOU DiD ME GREASEBALL STATUS CAUSE i CALLED YOU AND YOU COMPLAiN i DONT' AND HEFFA i KNOW YOU WAS ON THE OTHER LiNE PROBABLY HAViNG PHONE SEX AND YOU COULDNT PiCK UP BUT iTS COOL. i'LL KEEP THAT iN MiND. T'KARE!

i HAD THE BEST TiME TODAY EVEN THOUGH i AiNT DO MUCH TO ME iT FELT LiKE A LOT. LOL. i WENT TO THE MOViES AGAiN THiS TiME iN TiMES SQUARE TO SEE OPEN WATER ND LET ME TELL YOU THAT  A WAiST OF TWENTY DOLLARS ND FIFTY CENTS BUT i MADE THE BEST OF iT WiTH MY 1/2 HOTDOG + PRETZELS + LARGE ASS SODA ND REESES' BiTES LOL. ANYWAY AFTER THAT i WENT TO LAZER PARK TO PLAY SOME GAMES ND i WAS JUST STR8 BUGGiN OUT. i WAS DYiN TO PLAY MY DANCE DANCE REVOLUTiON GAME BUT MADD HEADS WAS WAiTiN SO WHiLE i WAiTED i PLAYED THE ADDAMS FAMiLY WATT GAME ND THAT SHiT WAS SO FUNNY CAUSE EVERYTiME i HELD iT ND iT WENT HiGHER i WOULD JUMP LOL. ND OHH MY GOD i PLAYED THiS STUPiD BATTLE TECH GAME iTS' FUCKiN FiFTEEN MiNTES LONG ND YOU HAVE TO GET A TRAiNiN FiRST THEN YOU CAN PLAY THE GAME SO WEN i GOT TO PLAY THAT SHiT WAS HiLARiOUS.

THE REASON WHY i AiNT SAY WHO i WENT WITH iS CAUSE PEOPLE WANNA ASSUME SHiT SO iMMA LET THEM STAY WITH THAT ASSUMPTiON SiNCE THEY CLAiM THEY KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME. BUT ALL iM GONNA SAY iS i HOPE YOU HAPPY EVEN THOUGH iM SURE YOU ARE.

a SUNDAY GOiN iNTO MONDAY

JUST GOT HOME FROM THE MOViES WENT TO SEE COLLATERAL THAT SHiT WAS PRETTY GOOD i LiKED iT. ANYWAY TOMORROW iS WORK HOPEFULLY iT'LL GO WELL. MUAHS.

+||SECTION ONE: You

1. Name: JOCELYN

2. Nicknames: PRETTY GiRL + JOJO CAKEZ + JOCi

3. Feet size: 4 1/2 iN BOYS 6 1/2 iN GiRLS

4. Do you have a Pet: NO

5. Boyfriend? : YEA

6. Age you act: 2

7. Where Do You Live: BROOKLYN NEW YORK [ DA HOOD ]

8. Where you want to live: PUERTO RiCO

9. Birthplace: BROOKLYN NEW YORK

10. Favorite CeLeb: i DONT KNOW

11. Ever gone skinny dipping? NO

12. What are you watching? NOTHiN PEOPLE iM ME

13. Last person you talked to: MY MOMMY

14. Favorite movie: SCARFACE

15. Favorite Book: FLYY GiRL

16. Favorite Type of music: REGGAETON

17. Favorite types of cars: ACURAS CiViCS FAST ONES

18. Favorite Saying: NO

19. Favorite Fast Food: MC'DONALDS

20. Favorite Ice Cream: COOKiES & CREAM

21. Favorite Alcoholic Drink: MiKES HARD LEMONADE + STRWBRY DAQUiRiS'

22. When Do You Go To Sleep: WHEN iM TiRED , BORED OR JUST FiNiSH HAViN SOME GOOD SEX LOL

23. Most Embarrassing Moment: THEERS' PLENTY OF THOSE TO JUST THiNK OF ONE .

24. Stupidest Person you know: NO NAMES CAUSE THERES' A LOT OF THOSE i KNOW iNCLUDiN MYSLF AT TiMES.

25. Funniest Person you know: ME !

26. Favorite holiday: i LiKE ALL OF THEM

27. Favorite Food: LASANGA

28. Favorite Song: PROVOCANDOME [ REGGAETON SONG ]

29. Favorite Television Show: MOST XTREME ELiMiNATiON CHALLENGE

30. Favorite Radio Station: 105.1 AFTER HOURS

31. Favorite Drink: WATER

32. Favorite love song: BEAUTiFUL YOU ARE [ MARQUES HOUSTON ]

33. Favorite Soft Drink: PEPSi

34. Favorite article of clothing: TANK TOPS ND CUTE PANTiES

1. School: QUEENS COLLEGE

2. Where You Want To Live: PUERTO RiCO

3. How Many Kids You Want: TWO THE MOST THREE

4. What Kind Of Job You Want: TEACHER

5. song: LMAO

6 Car?- YUKON DENALi [ i WiSH ]

7. 5 years from now? ONLY PAPA DiOS KNOWS LOL

8 10 years from now? LiKE i SAiD ONLY GOD KNOWS

1. Done Drugs: NOPE

2. Run Away From Home: YUP

3. Hit A Boy: YUP

4. Lied: HELL YEA

5. Stolen Anything: YUP

6. Broken A Bone: NO THANK GOD

7. Cheated On A Test: THATS THE REASON i GRADUATED HiGH SCHOOL

8. Gotten Drunk: HAHA YEA

9. Been With Two guys/girls At Once: THATS' NONE OF UR BUSiNESS [ NO ]

10.Been In The Hospital: WHERE WERE YOU BORN AT [ DUH ]

11.Let a friend cry on your shoulder: YES

12.Fell asleep in the shower/bath: YES

13.Never slept during a whole night: YES

14.Ever been on a motorcycle or motorbike: YES [ YES YES YES ] LOL

15.Been to a camp: NO

16.Been in a restaurant w/o ordering: why would I go in? YEA

17.Seen someone die: YEA

18.Gone a week w/out shaving: YEA [ iM KiDDiN ]

19.Didn't wash your hair for a week: NOPE

20.Broken something valuable: YEA

21.Streaked the streets: NOPE

22.Screamed at someone for no reason: YEA

23.Stayed up till 4 am on the phone: LONGER

24.Pulled a prank? THATS A PART OF LiFE

25.Made fun of someone? YEA iNCLUDiNG MYSELF

1. Took a shower: 10 MiNUTES AGO

2. Cried: YESTERDAY

3. Watched a Disney movie: LAST WEEKEND

4. Given/gotten a hug: TODAY

5. Been to the movies: A HOUR AGO

6. danced: TODAY

7.did a survey like this: COUPLE WEEKS AGO

1. Your Most Prized Possession: MY MOM

2.Thing That Makes You The Happiest: WHEN i GET SNEAKERS !

3. Your Favorite Food For Breakfast: BACON EGG + CHEESE

4. Your Favorite Food For Dinner: CHULETA

5. Your Favorite Slow Song: SWEET LOVE [ 112 ]

1. full birth name: JOCELYN AMARiLYS SANCHEZ

2. hair color: LiTE AUBURN

3. eye color: DARK BROWN

4. current height: 5'3 1/2  

5. glasses/contacts: BOTH

6. birthdate: O41985

7. religion: i BELiEVE iN GOD iSNT THAT ENUFF?

8. current age: 19

9. siblings: ONE BROTHER + SiSTER [ iM THE BABY ]

11. location: BROOKLYN NEW YORK

12. college plans: QUEENS COLLGE SPRiNG O4'

13. braces? NO NEVER

1. best guy friend: MY MAN

2. best girl friend: SONiA

3. current crush: NOPE

4. boyfriend/girlfriend: HUSBAND

5. are u center of attention or wallflower: i MAKE MYSELF CENTER OF ATTENTiON

6. what type automobile do u drive: NONE [ YET ]

7. are u timely or always late: iN BETWEEN

8. do u have a job: YEA

9. do u like being around people: THATS MY JOB TO BE AROUND PEOPLE

1. room in house: MY ROOM

2. type of music: REGGAETON

3. location for dates: SOMEWHERE FUN

4. memory: THERES' A LOT OF THOSE

5. day of the week: FRiDAY + SATURDAY

6. color: BLACK + WHiTE

7. perfume or cologne: MANGO AMBROSiA

8. song: ARE YOU SERiOUS i JUST ANSWERED THAT BEFORE

9. month: APRiL THRU AUGUST

10. season: SPRiNG + SUMMER

1. cried: YEA

2. bought something: YEA

3. gotten sick: YEA

4. sang: ALWAYS DO

5. said i love u: YEA

7. met someone new: YEA

8. Gone to the mall: NO

9. had a serious talk: YEA

10.missed someone: YEA

11.hugged someone: YEA

13dreamed about someone u can't be with: NO

14had a lot of sleep: YEA

THAT WAS THE MOST DUMBEST SURVEY i EVER TOOK BUT i LiKE DOiN THOSE THiNGS .

OKIE YESTERDAY i WENT WiTH A BiG CREW TO THE MOViES TO SEE ALiEN VS PREDiTOR DAT SHiT WAS PRETTY GOOD i LiKED iT BUT i DiDNT LiKE THE ENDiNG BECAUSE OF THE TEAM i WAS GOiN FOR LOST. =\ BUT ANYWAY AFTER THAT WE ALL WENT TO A BAR TO CHiLL ND DRiNK THEN WE WENT HOME. i HAD THE ONLY HEADACHE i DONT KNOW WHY i GUESS CAUSE PEOPLE WERE SMOKiN TOO MUCH ND BEiN THAT i DONT SMOKE THE SMELL GiVES ME A HEADACHE. i MADE NEW FRiENDS LiSA [ WHOSE FUCKiN CRAZY BUT SHE LOOKS EASY =\ ] JESSiCA [ SHES' NiCE BUT i WOULDNT' SLEEP ON HER ] CATHY [ THATS' THE ONE i REALLY CLiCKED WiD THE MOST ] + ALiSHA [ SHE WAS QUiTE UNTiL EVERYBODY LEFT ND iT WAS ONLY ME + HER LEFT. ] BUT ANYWAY i ENJOYED MYSELF A QUiTE BiT. ESPECiALLY WEN WE WAS ALL iN THE CAR DANCiN TO DOODOO BROWN [ OR HOWEVER U SPELL iT YA GET THE POiNT LOL ] THAT SHiT HAD ME DYiN!

i AiNT GOT MUCH PLANNED FOR TODAY iM GONNA GO WiTH DANNY TO SEE MY GOD DAUGHTER ND TAKE SOME PICTURES CAUSE WE HAVENT SEEN HER iN A LONG TiME SO WE HAVE TO BE GOOD GODPARENTS LOL. AFTER THAT i DONT HAVE MUCH PLANNED CAUSE TOMORROW iS WORK BLAHH iT FELT SO GOOD NOT GOiN iN FOR TWO DAYS BUT HOPEFULLY THiS WEEK GOES BY FAST N i HOPE THAT LiTTLE GETTO ASS BLACK GiRL DONT' COME iN CAUSE SHE iS JUST TOO FUCKiN ANNOYiN. BUT THATS' THAT.

OMG! YESTERDAY i WENT DOWN THE AVE ND i SEEN THESE BEAUTiFUL AiR MAX'S i WANT SO BAD. THERE LiKE DiFFERENT SHADES OF BLUE BUT THEY DUMB HOT! SO NEXT WEEKEND THATS ON MY SHOPPiN LiST. =]

NATALiE + MEREDiTH iM GLAD EVERYTHiNG iS OK OUT THERE WITH YOU GUYS ND EVEN THOUGH THE HURRiCANE SHOULDA BLEW YA ASSES OVER HERE TO NEW YORK i GUESS HE DECiDED TO BE NiCE ND SAVE THE TRiP FOR ME BUT YA WORTH iT i LOVE YOU GUYS MUAHH <3